PIPER: Hi guys, this is Piper here! And this week I'm joined by a very special guest. Say hello, Ben.
BEN: Hello, Ben.
PIPER: Really?
Caption: PIPE UP (with a sheep noise)
PIPER: So, this week, we're going to be doing a Q and A. So...
BEN:(singing Piper's song from a previous video) It's Q and A time! It's Q and A, it's time to air your Q's!
Piper looks delighted.
PIPER: Oh my God! You watched my video!
They both laugh.
PIPER: First question. Madrusfun...Madraswell...
BEN: Mad Rose Well Fan.
PIPER: Mad- Roswell- Fan. They ask, 'Hi, Piper, how are you always so fashionable, what is your secret?'
Both Piper and Ben look surprised.
PIPER: First of all...thank you for noticing!
BEN: No, really, you think she's fashionable? I mean...?
PIPER: I am, Ben!
Ben pulls on the leopard- skin collar of Piper's blouse.
BEN: ...what is this?!
PIPER:(laughing) Stop it, don't attack me in my own video! It's fashion, Ben. Fa- shun.
BEN: Faa- shun.
PIPER: Faa- shun! The secret is simple. You just wear what you want to wear. Be who you want to be. Unless you're Ben. Then, um...(looking at Ben's clothes) then, you've got a problem...
BEN:(looking down at his own clothes) What?! I dressed myself today, I thought it was quite nice...
PIPER: I know, I noticed!
Ben looks put out.
PIPER: Anyway, do you want to play a game?
Ben shrugs, still hurt by her comment on his clothes!
PIPER: So, what we're going to do is, I'll tell you a truth or a lie.
BEN: Mmmhmm.
PIPER: So, I'll tell you something and you have to guess if it's...if I'm telling the truth or if I'm telling a lie.
BEN: Right.
PIPER: If you get it right, then you get to do my makeup...
Ben looks amused.
BEN: Sweet!
PIPER: ...and if...no, wait...if you get it wrong, then I have to do *your* makeup.
BEN: Why can't I be the one who tells you something, and *you* have to guess whether it's true?
PIPER: OK, fine!
BEN: OK.
PIPER:(to the camera) OK, change of plans, Ben's going to be telling me something, and I'm going to be guessing. Alright, here we go.
There is a pause.
PIPER:(to Ben) Just think of something.
There is a protracted pause while Ben tries to think of something. By the end, Piper appears to be asleep on his shoulder!
BEN: OK, I've got something!
PIPER:(to a deity) Oh, thank you, Zeta! (Sarcastically) Well done, Ben! (To the camera) I wasn't really sleeping!
BEN: Oh...
PIPER: Are you kidding?
BEN: I forgot!
PIPER: Oh my...are you serious?!
BEN: OK, yeah, no, cool. When I was younger...
PIPER: Mmmhmm.
BEN: ...my family had a pet sheep.
PIPER:(thinks about this) A pet sheep? I'm calling truth.
BEN: What makes you so sure?
PIPER: Well, um, Ben, you should know me...I'm not friends with that many people...and when I *am* friends with them, I'm like a stalker, AZO. I know everything about you. I know everything about your life. I'm calling truth.
BEN: What was the sheep's name, then?
PIPER:(scoffs) Easy...Casserole! And the locals called it Cassie! (Like a sheep) Me- ee- ee- eh! This means I'm doing Ben's makeup!
Cut to Piper putting eyeliner on Ben.
PIPER: You know, I'm using the brightest palette I could find. It's the pool party look, you know...
BEN: Right, OK...
PIPER: Just embrace it!
Ben now has a thick layer of bright blue eyeliner.
BEN: Piper...Piper!
PIPER: Are you liking it so far?
BEN: I look like Ursula from the Little Mermaid!
They both laugh.
PIPER: Let's move on to lips, shall we?
Ben purses his lips at the camera.
PIPER: Remember, you have to wear this *all* day.
BEN: All day?
She starts putting lipstick on Ben.
PIPER: Ooh, this is *real* nice...Ben you've better lips than me!
BEN: Was this Xanthe's? Have you stolen it from Xanthe?
Piper breaks the top off the lipstick.
PIPER: Don't tell Xanthe.
BEN: Definitely Xanthe's.
Piper starts putting blusher on Ben.
PIPER: Contouring's all the rage at the moment.
BEN: Right. Should I be worried?
He looks in the mirror.
BEN: Oh, God!
He laughs loudly.
PIPER: We're glossing you up!
Ben now looks somewhat like clown!
PIPER: That's it for this week's video. I hope you guys liked the challenge, I'm sure Ben did!
BEN:(sarcastically) It was great. It was *fantastic*.
PIPER: Thank you...
Ben is looking in the mirror again and laughing.
PIPER: ...what did you do?
Ben has got lipstick on his finger.
BEN:(holding up his finger) I spilt my lipstick!
PIPER: You spilt your lipstick?
He rubs some on Piper's arm.
PIPER: Oh my God, Ben! (To the camera) Thank you to all my subscribers...if you're new to the channel, hit the subscribe button (she points down then waves) I'll see you guys next week! Adios!
